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@ladygaga getting her unicorn tattoo.

@ladygaga getting her unicorn tattoo.

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it


Lady Gaga & her unicorn tattoo.

Lady Gaga & her unicorn tattoo.

livindeliberately:

“I can mentally give myself an orgasm.”

"In the past I have said some maybe slightly unsavory thing about “The Queen Of Pop”. And I realized I don’t mean it, I’m just trying to slightly distance myself from her. Yesterday I was in Montreal, and I was sitting in a gay bar, where no one knew who I was, and they kind of left me alone, and a Lady Gaga video came up; And I’ve seen this video ten million times, and I got goosebumps up and down my body. And I realized that I don’t dislike this woman at all, I just think I’m really fucking jealous!"

Sharon Needles on Lady Gaga (via kingofconeyisland)

cosmicquake:

rampaigehalseyface:

seababe:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

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i have never read anything more true in my entire life

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